Overheard conversation.

A: "I don't get what eggs and the Easter Bunny have to do with Easter."
B: "Yeah, it's weird. They're turning our kids into atheists."
A: "I just don't get it. What do eggs have to do with Jesus?"
C: "I'm glad I don't have to be Jesus in the play this summer. People were bleeding."

I wish I could say I made this up.

Is there some way we can ban public stupidity?

(If you were wondering, it's all about life and rebirth, in a pagan sort of way with Christ overlaid.)