I was visiting family out of state last week and wanted to check my Comcast voice mail. I dialed the number, hit the pound key, and entered my sooper seekrit password. Oops - wrong password. I tried again. Still wrong. One more time, and I had exceeded the number of invalid entries I am allowed. The nice computer voice told me that I was now locked out of my voicemail account and would need to call Comcast in order to reset the password.
Well, no big problem, right? Comcast sometimes takes a while to put you through to a live person, but it shouldn't be too difficult to straighten this out. So I call Comcast and get a live person surprisingly quickly. However, he tells me that I need a pin number in order to reset my password. Apparently, the FCC has assigned every line a pin number to make it easier to track down terrorists while the government is listening in on our phone conversations.
The pin number was mailed to my home at some point and is likely in file somewhere for safe keeping.
So I asked the Comcast guy if I could set up an account online without the pin number and get my voicemail that way; he said yes, so I got off the phone (because where I was visiting, there is a dial-up connection) and got online. Dial-up is, if you remember, painfully, painfully slow, so after some time, I was able to load the correct page and input the information in order to set up an account. However, after I had input my account number, the next screen told me that an online account had already been set up for me, and asked me to input my email. I did so, but the next screen said that that was the incorrect email. Over the next half hour or so (painfully slow dial-up, remember), I input *all* of my email addresses. No dice.
So, to recap, I was out of town and locked out of my voicemail; I couldn't reset the password without the pin number, which was in my house; I couldn't get into my online account because I didn't know which email address it was connected to.
So, I decided to try a live chat with a Comcast analyst. Here is the transcript (you can't make this stuff up):
analyst L has entered room
L>Thank you for contacting Comcast Live Chat Support. My name is L. Please give me one moment to review your information.
L>I will be more than happy to assist you.
L>the only thing that i would be able to do is reset it but you still would have to wait at least 45 minutes to get in
PF>Could you also help me with the online account so that I can check messages online?
L>do you know the security pin on this account?
L>unfortunately i wont be able to reset the pin at this time. i would need the security pin, a secret question answered or either we could call you on your home phone but youre not there
PF>Can we do the secret question?
L>there isnt one set up
PF>OK. What about setting up an online account? Could I get access that way?
L>that would be using your email with your password
L>you can get them that way too
PF>Here's the problem. I tried to log in with my account number and phone number, but I didn't have a password, and when I tried to get help with the password, I found that none of my email addresses worked.
L>i can get you to the internet department who could help you set one up. you will need one when using our online services.
PF>That would be great.
L>ok...one moment and Happy Holidays to you!
PF>Happy Holidays to you, too!
analyst F. has entered room
L>Please wait, while the problem is escalated to another analyst
F>I am happy to assist you with your concern today.
analyst L has left room
F>How are you doing today?
PF>I'm good. Thanks for being there on a holiday!
F>Not a problem, we are working on holiday specially for you
F>I understand that you need assistance with your Comcast email account is that correct?
F>I can see here on your account that your Comcast.net email address is ...@comcast.net
PF>I don't use and have never used a comcast email address. I don't even know how to access that.
F>You need to use that email address in accessing your Comcast account
F>That is actually the email address setup when your service was installed
PF>So the service person set that up? How do I access that email?
PF>This would explain why I don't know the password, either.
F>You can just go to the Comcast.net website
F>You can just click on the Forgot Password link to setup your password
PF>But won't it send the new password to the comcast email address?
PF>Or will I need a pin number or something to change the password?
F>Yes, you need your security pin so that you can set up the password
F>If you do not have your security pin what we can do is just to resend it again to you through postal mail
PF>I don't have the pin, and I'm not at home.
F>PF we actually cannot reset your password with your security pin
PF>I understand that, but I was told that I could go online and set up an online account and gain access to my messages that way. I don't understand why Comcast would set up an online account with an email address and password and not give me this information?
F>Your Comcast email logins was actually given to you by the technician that installed your service
PF>ARgh. So, that is probably in a file drawer somewhere in my house.
F> if you are trying to access your voicemail messages, you can actually just access it from the phone
PF>Sigh. No, I can't. I tried that, forgot the password, and got locked out. At home, it's set to automatically call voicemail without me having to enter the password, so I never use it and forgot it.
F>With Comcast Enhanced Voice Mail, you will be able to access your mailbox and hear your messages - even when you're away from home. You can access your voice mail messages over the phone
PF>Are you able to reset the voicemail password without the pin number?
F>If you were lock out with your voicemail, Please allow the voice mail system to reset and try again within 30-45 minutes
F>Unfortunately we cannot reset it without the pin
PF>But if I remember the password, I should be able to log in in 45 minutes?
F>Yes that is correct
(I still can't remember my password, and I can't get into my voicemail until I get the pin.)