So, I've been asked to help come up with creative slogans for the fourth floor (girls' side) of one of the dorms. (This can be a participatory exercise. You know where the comment button is. Nothing too slutty, please - this is a Lutheran college. But a little slutty is ok, as you can see).
Meanwhile, here's a start:
Fourth floor girls like it on top
Fourth floor: We can't think of anything clever to say
Attack of the Forty Foot Women (urg - I'm trying!)
The Fourth Floor: Nothing Can Top Us
(See, because the fourth floor is actually the top floor.)
Oohhh - got it - how about:
We're Topless! (you can see I'm still thinking about my other post)
That's it. That's all I've got. It's your turn, folks. I know you're out there. Don't let me down.